AN OLD FARMERS ADVICE

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is meanerThan you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a Grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't Never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best Answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you getOlder and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't Bothering you.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably everHave to deal with, watches you from The mirror every mornin'.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and aLotta that comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lotEasier than puttin' it back in.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of someInfluence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.